Sunday, April 1, 2007

Man-O-Manischewitz

To the Public,

I cannot understand human feelings or nature. I just read in the Star Ledger that the Manischewitz-Matzos Company is leaving Jersey City to move to Newark. This company is one of the leading manufacturers of Jewish Kosher Foods. They are moving to a city that because of the Black revolution of 1967. Thirty eight synagogues of the thirty nine that were there closed their doors and almost the complete Jewish population of Newark left their homes and businesses, never to return. DISGRACEFUL - I am one who is going change my ways.

  1. I will never buy a Manischewitz product again.
  2. I am cancelling my subscription to the Newark Star Ledger. They have all these years called a revolution a riot to placate the white population.
  3. I ask the public to get a dictionaray and read the definitions of a riot and revolution. In no dictionary is a riot compared or mentioned in a sort of relationship to a revolution.
Truly,
Mr. H. Elephante

As published in the Elizabeth Reporter

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